I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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