i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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