She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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