is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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