I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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