he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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