I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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