The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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