it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The air was thick with penises
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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