A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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