We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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