you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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