They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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