Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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