Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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