just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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