North Korea, Best Korea!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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