dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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