She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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