Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.

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(905): View more from Toronto

I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it

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(630): View more from Illinois

i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head

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(919): View more from North Carolina

dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.

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(253): View more from Washington

For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.

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(315): View more from New York

and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday

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(615): View more from Tennessee

On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless

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(678): View more from Georgia

You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.

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