You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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i think my cat just said my name.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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