its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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