so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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