I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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