I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You ruined the universe
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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