At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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