I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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