i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
third nipple confirmed
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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