Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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