hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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