why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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