The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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