Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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