Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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