I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
