areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
