Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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