The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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