but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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