So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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