i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
did i walk over a car last night?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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