In America we eat man semen.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Is Oprah even human
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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