ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
