They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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