Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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