They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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