It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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