I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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