she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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