I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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