Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As shirtless as possible
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i need some magic done to my vagina
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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