She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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