I must be too annoying 4 u.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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