Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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