Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
